Come one, come all to Patriot Park: a place where you can relive the
great battles that forged America! But here, your enemies are no
longer Mexicans or Indians: ever since the zombie epidemic of 2018,
when the Romero Law revoked American citizenship to anyone infected
by the virus, cannon fodder doesn’t cost much, so the entire family
can come have fun, emptying their guns in the impressive historical
reconstitutions in this extraordinary amusement park.